Give me…

Jerm: Give me cognitive dissonance, or give me death!

Kazoo..?

Jerry: I don’t seem to have my kazoo with me. Must have left it at home.

Twerk

Lea Anne: When I twerk.. I ONLY wear spandex.

Stephanie: Or.. NO pants.

Lotion

Kevin: Anybody have some dry-skin lotion?

Stephanie: Is it for your hands?